New Year’s Resolutions | Weekly Report for January 7, 2022
I don’t make New Year’s resolutions anymore. What’s the point? You try to do something at the beginning of the year that is going to improve your situation, but you…
Is Dave Really Santa? | Weekly Report for December 24, 2021
This week, our Fearless Leader Dave Saunders left the Weekly Report in the (adequate) hands of Kennedy Heidel, Communications Specialist at Madison+Main. With little to no information about his whereabouts,…
‘Twas the Month Before New Years | Weekly Report for December 10, 2021
‘Twas the month before New Years, and all through the house, our Main-iacs were stirring, all clicking the mouse. The New Year will be here in 21 days, so here’s a…
Help Wanted? | Weekly Report for November 12, 2021
The first job I ever had was at Brookville Drug Store. I worked for $3.35 per hour delivering prescriptions. I was 16 and it was 1984. At first, I rode a…
Stop the Spam | Weekly Report for November 5, 2021
As a nuanced expert in four-letter words, I really have an overused one, in particular, this election cycle. Stop. STOP. I send the word STOP via text to someone every…