Is Dave Saunders Really Santa Claus?
This week, our Fearless Leader Dave Saunders left the Weekly Report in the (adequate) hands of Kennedy Heidel, Communications Specialist at Madison+Main. With little to no information about his whereabouts, I assumed he was soaking up the sun in Florida from the Tug Life. That was until I received a mysterious call from his neighboring boat that Dave was nowhere to be found and all that was left on his ship was a bottle of bourbon and cookie crumbs leaving a trail of evidence down the marina boardwalk…
So where was Dave? After thorough contemplation of the only logical explanation I could come up with, I have determined that Dave Saunders is in fact, Santa Claus.
EVIDENCE #1 – He’s jolly and rosy-cheeked.
If you’ve ever met Dave, you know he’s a pretty happy guy. He is always smiling or laughing at a joke (even if it is usually his own).
EVIDENCE #2 – He likes to shingle all the way.
If his demeanor at our company Christmas party was any indicator, Dave Saunders likes to raise the roof (and for my purposes here, park his sleigh there as well).
EVIDENCE #3 – He’s looking…well-fed.
If there was anyone in the world who could eat cookies from billions of homes in one night, it would absolutely be Dave. Have you seen him at the Golden Corral?
EVIDENCE #4 – He’s awfully nice and loves gift-giving.
Just look at what we gave out as client gifts this year!
EVIDENCE #5 – Who better to advertise than himself?
Who else could make an entire world okay with someone entering their home unaccounted for other than a marketing and advertising guru? Plus, he loves Coca-Cola.
EVIDENCE # 6 – He’s got little elves who love him so.
I think we all know I’m referencing the Madison+Main-iacs here.
Since we don’t have a Dave Saunders Tracker, we’ll never know but maybe it will be our jolly founder who sneaks down your chimney tonight.
My advice? Let him go go go. After all, he has the best presence.
*This story is completely fictional and only for the enjoyment of our Weekly Report readers. Dave is safely vacationing with his family, enjoying a lot of sun and even more fruity drinks. Kennedy on the other hand may not see the light of day again after her “well-fed” comment…
MONDAY:
JEREMY’S DAY OF BIRTH
On Monday, the team belatedly celebrated the [redacted] birthday of Account Executive Jeremy Colb. Jeremy is an incredible member of our team and always down for a laugh (even if it is at his expense). Jeremy, we’re so lucky to have you, and thank you for all your hard work for our clients. Oh, and for being so stylish.
TUESDAY:
CLIENT GIFTS
Recently, the Madison+Main elves delivered our Christmas gift to all of our clients and media partners. The team had a great time seeing everyone and giving the gift of good food, including Account Coordinator Bailey Broughton and Mindy at Hitting Cancer Below the Belt! Just look at those festive smiles!
WEDNESDAY:
SANTA MAR
Maybe I had the whole thing wrong. On Wednesday, the team met the newest member of our team, Santa Mar! Marita Cardenas, Account Executive Extraordinaire, is giving my “Dave is Santa” theory a run for its money…
THURSDAY & FRIDAY:
DAYS OFF!
The team took some time off to enjoy the holidays and end-of-year celebrations with their families and friends. Thank you to our clients, media partners, vendors, and everyone else who has made 2021 a record year for our company. We can’t wait to continue working with you in 2022!
A FEW OF OUR FAVORITE EVENTS
Sip & Shop: Holiday Vendors Market
Stony Point Fashion Park
Guys if ya hate shopping, this is for you; you can sip beer wine, or cocktails when your wife is shopping. This Saturday and Sunday.
Richmond’s Fourth Annual Ugly Sweater Bar Crawl
Richmond, VA
Returns this Saturday. It runs from 2 p.m. to 9 p.m. in Shockoe Bottom. Tickets are $22.99. Check out the venues and snag a ticket on BarCrawlLive.com.
Bold Rock’s Ugly Christmas Sweater Party
Richmond, VA
If you wanna get away, Bold Rock Hard Cider in beautiful downtown Nellysford, Virginia in the heart of Nelson County is having live music, cider, craft cocktails, and…. an ugly Christmas sweater contest. Join them on Saturday, December 18 from 6 p.m. to 9 p.m.
Hermitage Richmond’s Illumination on the Lawn
Richmond, VA
From December 4 until January 6, the grounds at Hermitage Richmond will be transformed into a dazzling winter wonderland display of holiday lights and reindeer. The festivities are for the whole family — including your pets! Join us there!
Hermitage Roanoke’s Festival of Lights
Roanoke, VA
From December 4 until January 1, the beautiful grounds at Hermitage Roanoke will be transformed into a spectacular display of holiday lights and decorations that you can enjoy from the comfort of your car — or your “sleigh” rather. As part of the December 4 kickoff festivities, the first 500 children who visit the drive-thru event will receive a special goody handed out by one of our very merry special guests — Mrs. Claus!
Texas Inn’s 86-Day Food Drive
Lynchburg, VA
The Lynchburg Legend is hosting a food drive to give back to the community and Blue Ridge Food Bank. Drop canned The Lynchburg legend is hosting a food drive to give back to the community and Blue Ridge Food Bank. Drop canned goods at both locations of the T Room — Downtown & Cornerstone.
Perkinson Center for the Arts & Education Performances
Chesterfield, VA
New Performances Weekly!
Check out a plethora of performances at Chesterfield’s Premier Center for the Arts & Education — including a new gallery show! Tickets can be bought online.
“You better watch out, you better not cry, better not pout, I’m telling you why — Santa Claus is coming to town.“ — Haven Gillespie, “Santa Claus Is Comin’ To Town”