Dear Internet
Dear Internet,
I have grown up alongside you. We both have changed from simple youngsters to mature, yet complicated adults. You were born in 1969. I was born in 1967. We first met in Mr. Hobb’s 8th grade computer class. My dad subscribed to AOL and we brought you into our home.
I have gotten to know you quite well, and you have gotten to know me.
For a long time, it was a symbiotic friendship. I needed you and you needed me. For many years, I have to admit you’ve known me too well. You know where I live and all of my friends. You know my credit card info and shopping habits. You know my likes, dislikes, hobbies, and even who I voted for.
Yet, I feel as if I’m starting to understand you less and less. Your information is not as reliable as it once was, and I don’t know how to tell you this, but the wires in your system keep getting crossed. You show me things that are flat out wrong…and weird.
Today for example, you are serving me ads I have no interest in. For example, I own restaurants, not a hotel, but you keep showing me ads from Travelocity to advertise my “rooms for rent.” My beagle Gertie died almost two years ago, yet I still see Chewy promos every time I log in. If I Google myself, you have me confused with MSNBC’s Dave “Mudcat” Saunders.
Frankly Internet, I don’t know when you’re telling me the truth and I even suspect you are invading my privacy. Things of gotten so bad that democracies around the world have banded together to help get you back on track.
Even though I value the relationship we’ve had in the past, I’m going to be watching you in the future. It goes without saying, you’ll be watching me. Maybe you could just back off a little bit?
Sincerely,
Dave
MONDAY:
OUR WORK IN THE WILD
It’s always exciting to see our work when we’re out and about! That includes these recently placed billboards, which were designed as part of our ongoing One Pill Can Kill campaign for Virginia’s Office of the Attorney General — it’s imperative to raise awareness of the deadly consequences of fentanyl and fake pills. Learn more about combating the fentanyl crisis.
TUESDAY:
NEVER HALF-@$$ IT
We couldn’t resist the chance to give you a cheeky peek at our own recent campaign — and we think you’ll love it! Madison+Main focuses on providing our clients with marketing that really makes an impact, and if we know one thing it’s that #BoldBrandsWin! Ready to get BOLD with us?
WEDNESDAY:
NATIONAL DENTIST’S DAY
It’s National Dentist’s Day! So schedule that checkup, thank a dentist — and consider donating to good cause right here in our community! The Lucy Corr Dental Clinic provides seniors age 65+ in Chesterfield or the greater Richmond metro area with affordable oral health care services, extending and improving lives. You can be a part of helping us provide these necessary services that improve the lives of so many people! Consider giving a gift that makes a truly meaningful difference for seniors in Richmond — donate to the Lucy Corr Dental Clinic and learn more today.
THURSDAY:
RIGHT HERE IN RIVER CITY
On Thursday morning, we sat down with our clients at River City Trial Solutions to show off a new campaign and other fresh and revived marketing materials we’d designed for them. Our team was especially proud of this presentation and the work that went into it, and we are thrilled that they also loved it. Keep an eye out for the finished product coming soon!
FRIDAY:
A ROUND OF AP-PAWS
As the weather warms and you’re planning trips to faraway locales (or just a staycation nearby), don’t forget to make a plan for your furry friends! The pack at Holiday Barn Pet Resorts is here to help your pets lounge, play, and up their style points, with training and grooming options right on site.
A FEW OF OUR FAVORITE EVENTS
March 16 & 17, 2024 | 10 a.m. – 6 p.m.
25th & E. Broad Street | RVA
$5 Donation | Learn more!
For the first time in a long time, the Church Hill Irish Festival is actually happening on St. Patrick’s Weekend! In addition to great entertainment, there will be plenty of family fun, including children’s games, face painting, and Irish-themed crafts.
There is free parking with a shuttle at 16th & E. Broad Street, with drop-off at 24th & E. Broad St. The shuttle runs all day both Saturday and Sunday.
“The Internet is becoming the town square for the village of tomorrow.” — Bill Gates